I Have Been Waiting For This… Aspirin Marketing…

G’ Day Free Marketing Information Seekers ;-),
When I was in London with John Delavera he told me about the following story…. it made a lot of sense then and now I want to share the article that he wrote at a public forum.

Give it a read and tell me what you think…

Sincerely,

Paul Kleinmeulman
Australia

P.S. Automatic Niche Profits launches on the 31st of October… you are gonna love it.

Aspirin Marketing, Doctors Marketers & Patients

By John Delavera
(Aspirin is one of the most well known pills against minor pains and aches. I am sure you have heard of it. Billions of people use it all over the world.)

Once there was a small village…

A gentleman was self called as a doctor there. There was no other doctor in that small village so nobody could doubt his medical advices. Aspirin was his favorite pill.

“Doctor… I am feeling a pain on my back…”
“Take an aspirin!” was Doctor’s reply.

“Hey Doctor… My leg is sore…”
“Take an aspirin!” was Doctor’s reply.

“Doctor… My eyes are killing me…”
“Take an aspirin!” was Doctor’s reply.

“Doc… My wife feels bad tonight…”
“Tell her to take an aspirin!” was Doctor’s reply.

Aspirin was the magic pill for that Doctor and as said, people in that village could not dear to doubt Doctor’s advices… since he was the only Doctor there…

Truth is that Aspirin was good in most of the cases. But not for everything.

Today I believe that we experience an age of an “Aspirin Marketing” on the Net.

People have questions. There are more and more newbies coming online.

People have THE SAME questions. In many cases answers are many but they all have 1 common characteristic:

Each “Doctor” has his/her own “Aspirin” to suggest and each “Doctor” of Internet Marketing suggests his “Aspirin” for everything.

“I want to be millionaire in 30 days!”
“Take this Aspirin A!” is Doctor A’s reply.
“Take this Aspirin B!” is Doctor B’s reply.
“Take this Aspirin C!” is Doctor C’s reply.

Like Vitamins….

From A to Z and with combinations of letters and numbers… A1 to Z1, A2 to Z2, etc.

Sometimes Doctors unite together and suggest the magic mix of “Aspirin A + Aspirin B + Aspirin C” to their “patients” aka. customers.

Get “Aspirin A + Aspirin B + Aspirin C” and I’ll give and have all of your worries relieved.

Some Doctors promote those combinations of Aspirins by giving away their own Asprin too.

Get “Aspirin A + Aspirin B + Aspirin C” and I’ll give you my amazing Aspirin D24 that will maximize the relief of your pain.

Truth is that in most of the cases, those Aspirins do offer a relief to “patients” aka. customers. Some Aspirins give a relief. Money. Not in 30 days, not a fortune, but some dollars now and again.

The “problem” with Aspirin is that you cannot take many Aspirins together or you may kill yourself of overdosing. 1 Aspirin per time is enough.

So there are enough days in a year to test many Aspirins…  From A to Z and then again from A1 to Z1 and then back to A2… to Z2 and again and again…

And there are many “Doctors” in Internet Marketing too. As said, Aspirin can give a relief to pain. This is what Aspirin does - this is its killer feature. A feature that made Aspirin THAT famous. A feature that made Aspirin a legendary pill.

And as said it works. But it’s not for everything. I am sure you can understand that.

The corresponding “pain” in Internet Marketing is called “Traffic.”

No matter who is the patient (aka. customer) all Aspirins solve the pain of Traffic. If you look at ANY product you will see that ALL of them promise a relief to that “pain.”

Take Aspirin A, and you will get money in 30 days. How? Aspirin A will teach you how to create squeeze pages and thus maximize the TRAFFIC to your site.

Take Aspirin B, and you will get money in 1 year. How? Aspirin B will teach you how to create killer sales letters and thus convert TRAFFIC to sales.

Take Aspirin C, and you will prosper immediately. How? Aspirin C will teach you how to make search engines to send TRAFFIC to your site and Traffic Means Money.

Etc. etc.

As said each “Doctor” in Internet Marketing has his/her own Aspirin. And every Doctor gives Aspirin in all cases because Aspirin can relief the main pain of customers: the desire to get TRAFFIC… and Traffic (yes) brings money.

Some Doctors even sell their Aspirins for 1000s of dollars while other Doctors of IM sell their Aspirins for some 10s of dollars.

Question is: How come an Aspirin, even if it is called A or Z or A1 or Z1 can cost 1000s of dollars… since as it’s well known and easily understood: ALL Aspirins treat one and the main problem-pain: Traffic.

Some Doctors say that SOME Aspirins are better than the others. And the combination of Aspirins some times brings awesome results.

HOWEVER nobody wants kill themselves by getting more than 1-2 or even 4 Aspirins per day. Thus…

There is NO way to consume ALL Aspirins offered in a small period of time… Customers realize that soon. They soon realize that they need time - in all cases - for even trying all different Aspirins.

And then again… Aspirins will not solve ALL of their pains. Since ALL Aspirins deal with TRAFFIC they will indeed bring some good results. But the time needed to take all the Aspirins does not allow customers/patients to turbo charge the results. Thus, in most of the cases, customers/ patients realize that they need a life for getting the promised Traffic… the wanted Traffic that would allow them to retire from their morning job and become millionaires.

There have been cases when a customer/patient feels in owe when earning some dollars - his/her first dollars by taking Aspirin A from Doctor A through the manipulation of traffic. Then that customer/patient has an idea…

“What if I create my own Aspirin… I’ll name it Aspirin 101 and I’ll teach people how to generate $100,000 in 365 days.”

In the question “Have you earned $100,000 in 365 days?” that customer (now Doctor 101) answers:

“No, but I earned $273.97 in 1 day, so my system can generate a profit of $100,000 in 1 year!”

That way Doctor 101 sells many Aspirins 101.

Traffic again as a pain is treated and many customers of that Doctor 101 generate $273.97. Of course they do not become millionaires, but THAT Aspirin 101’s system has the potential to make them millionaires in 10 years or sooner if they increase the dose of the Aspirin 101 with the super mix of Aspirin 101 PLUS Aspirin 101A!

And so on.

Where is this world of Internet Marketing going that way?

Will it be a world of Aspirins that can bring potential results?
Is there anything else apart from the world of Doctors and their Aspirins?

Yes.

There are some customers that understand the value of the Aspirin. They understand that Aspirin can treat Traffic. And that’s all. Those customers may take an Aspirin for trying to see if their pain will have an instant treatment.

And those customers easily realize that the solution to their pain, their real pain is not any kind of Aspirin… because their real pain is how they will build a business… Instant Traffic is not their target. The creation of a business is. Business can attract traffic in many ways and even without an Aspirin. Because when there is no pain then Aspirin is useless.

Those customers deal with THEMSELVES.

They try to understand where the real pain is. And they do not trust the “ready to go” solution of Aspirin.

They prefer to suffer now, for not feeling the pain again. They understand that the pain is inevitable when dealing with this kind of job, but when a business is built pain ends and joy comes.

Yes… Aspirins can bring results.. can make you feel better.

But the real solution is inside your mind and soul.

As said: Nobody died because s/he did NOT take an Aspirin while one can die if s/he takes many Aspirins together. And there are many cases when pain disappeared after some hours even with no use of Aspirin at all.

It’s just a matter of time and how one controls that time.

Seeking an instant relief or controlling the pain…

Strange night tonight…